"It's your Birthday and although we're all getting on a bit here are some reasons it's good to be our age... in a hostage situation we're likely to be released first... our secrets are safe with our friends because they can't remember them either... we can have a party and the neighbours won't notice! ... and the best reason it..."
"...we can go out and party till we're pooped and be back home in bed for Coronation Street!"
Part of our range of rude, silly and funny birthday cards. Each card comes individually wrapped in cellophane.
