Do you scare people when you smile? Are you fed up being called Goofy? Why not grow a new set of teeth! Simply place in water and within 2 hours it will start to grow reaching up to 600% its original size. No more flossing, no more dentists!
Once removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size, so it can be grown again and again!!
Please note: This is a joke item - Do not place inside the mouth.