FRONT: "A man finds himself sitting next to a beautiful woman on an aeroplane..."
INSIDE: MAN "May I ask what book you're reading?"; WOMAN "It's about sexual statistics. Apparently Italian men have the longest penises and polish men has the widest. By the way my name is Emily. What's yours?"; MAN "er... Luigi Brodonski - pleased to meet you!"
BACK: "Happy Birthday!"
This fun greeting card is part of our rude and crude range of birthday cards. Cards include envelope and come wrapped in cellophane.