FRONT: "Ye Olde Simple Simon - Simple Simon, Met a Pieman, Going to the fayre, Said Simple Simon, To the Pieman, What have you got there? Said the Pieman, To Simple Simon, Pies, you twat."
This rather rude poem is straight from the Ye Olde Book of Rotten Rhymes, Tarnished Tales and Vulgar Verse! This card is blank inside for your own message and is printed on paper sourced from sustainable forests. This card comes wrapped in cellophane with an envelope and measures approx. 18cm x 12.5cm.